im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
“SAY IT TO MY FACE MOM!”
IT HAS A BABY
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW THEY’VE COME SO FAR IN THE PAST FEW YEARS AND LOOK AT THEM NOW. THEY’RE ON MY FUCKING TV OH GOD I NEED A MOMENT
Dan looks so smug like “yeah bitch that’s right I wore the shirt”
but can any of you top this sims glitch?
yet another unrealistic standard for women
since when does the day change at noon??
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
what if one day
STAFF WE LOVE YOU
omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?
i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
i can’t