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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

ohyouphancy:

baraburrito:

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW THEY’VE COME SO FAR IN THE PAST FEW YEARS AND LOOK AT THEM NOW. THEY’RE ON MY FUCKING TV OH GOD I NEED A MOMENT 


Dan looks so smug like “yeah bitch that’s right I wore the shirt”

ohyouphancy:

baraburrito:

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW THEY’VE COME SO FAR IN THE PAST FEW YEARS AND LOOK AT THEM NOW. THEY’RE ON MY FUCKING TV OH GOD I NEED A MOMENT 

Dan looks so smug like “yeah bitch that’s right I wore the shirt”

ifyouhadwings:

zip-a-dee-lady:

but can any of you top this sims glitch?

yet another unrealistic standard for women

ifyouhadwings:

zip-a-dee-lady:

but can any of you top this sims glitch?

yet another unrealistic standard for women

flawlessbackflip:

since when does the day change at noon??

before-series-three:

there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.

We don’t even know who it was, I just—

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castiel-is-a-bluebird:

staff:

juicylouture:

what if one day

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STAFF WE LOVE YOU

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

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-laughatgildedbutterflies:

manuxinhace:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

#in soviet russia cat pet you

i can’t